shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via nuumbed)


joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

(via fake-mermaid)


me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via fake-mermaid)


dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

(via sorry)


helen-bottom-farter:

i hope our generation will figure out a way to put gifs on toombstones

(via sorry)


herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

(via sorry)


nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via sorry)


piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via sorry)


zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(via sorry)


(via sorry)


despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(via sorry)


okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(via sorry)


feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via sorry)


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via sorry)


brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(via sorry)